Wait... are you the same Aperture who used to run that SWAN Minecraft server? Dude. You should totally bring those back. The people would love it. I would love it especially. Just something for you to think about man, big ups! Hang in there bro.

these steam reviews seem like they were written by an idiot!

A riveting platformer riddles with puzzles and secrets. It can be enjoyed for a short period of time or much longer, if one desires. Every pixel of this game oozes with love from the developer and you can feel it throughout the entirety of your playthrough.

Originally seeming out of my scope of interest, considering I'd never played poker before, I discarded Balatro as some sort of gambling game. While I wasn't completely wrong, nothing prepared me for just how good this game truly was. After watching my friend play it, I was immediately interested and bought the game. I had quickly realized that you don't need to know how to play poker and that it is extremely easy to play. I've been sucked in since, unable to avoid playing for more than a day. This game is clearly a work of love by the developer and you can see it throughout its design.

this guy is in love with man spiders

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