Walking home today, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bumped into me and instantly started talking ♥♥♥♥ about Epic being the best game distribution service. I tried to remain calm and explain to him Steam was actually the best game distribution service, but he wouldn't take the hint. He started throwing words around like "free games" and I lost it. Punched him right in his Epic loving ♥♥♥♥ face. I hate Epic so damn much.

I eat a bowl of cereal every morning and at the start of the week, I pour a bowl of cereal the ordinary way. However, unlike most people(probably) I eat my cereal with a fork. Why? You may ask. It’s so I can save my milk because when I’m done eating my cereal I put the milk back in the fridge. Then I take that bowl of milk out again the next day for my cereal and repeat. At the end of the week, I finally indulge myself in drinking my bowl of milk all at once. It is a real treat, a real delicacy. It’s like a flashback to all the cereal I ate that week with such a unique tangy robust flavor. The next week I start with a new bowl of milk. Mondays are the worst because my milk tastes normal and Fridays are the best because I’m allowed to drink my wonderful concoction. It’s a different experience every time. Truly magical.

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