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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:21pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 3:09pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 3:10pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:21pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:21pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:21pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:21pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:21pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 8:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:36pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 2:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 9:29am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 2:09pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:11pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:43pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 9:55am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 6:04am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 2:40am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:58am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:11pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:47am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:11pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 4:33am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 2:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:47am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:17pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:03pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:03pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:03pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 9:56am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:58am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:20am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:20am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:47am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 12:45am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:05pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:24pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:17pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:44pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 9:56am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 4:33am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:47am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:48am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 10:12am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 6:04am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+8

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