🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋 JINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥!!! 👯‍♂️🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋😹🎁 SEXMAS 🎄☃️❄️🎅🛷🎁💚❤️ is here 🤩 and U’ve sure been N A U G H T Y…!! 😈🤭🤤😏😍😜 All year 📅 Santa 🎅😍 has been watching 👁️ u FAP 👊💦😩 and tonite 🌚✨ he’s cuming 👣🦌🛷 to give u his 😳🎁 BIG PACKAGE!!!! 🎁🍆🤤 To get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just 🍬🍭👅 POP💥🤸 that Peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍭🌭🍬🎇 n wait under the mistleHOE 🌿🎋😘🍒😱 with a nice cup of hot COCKolate ☕️🍆🔥 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🙏😌😍 will shove 👊 his 🍆💦🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬🔽 ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇 hes 🎅 gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦

I don’t know. I don’t know anything because I’m so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless. God. I think I’m gonna kill myself tomorrow.

i am a little homunculus and all pain inflicted on me hurts three times as much as a human so please dont hit me ouch ow ouch that is what i will say ouch ! ow ouch my little sensitive homunculus body is hurting

WIFW WIFE WIFE WIF WWIFIE WIRIFE WIFE (jumping up and down) WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE !!!

Good news. The veterinarian said my lungs sound healthy

they make me sort ABC color blocks at work, even though im too stupid to even count to 12 and im only 8 cm tall (im very small) so the number blocks are giant and i cant even sort them because im so small and tiny also