Please don't threaten to block the Pope because Conclave didn't win Best Picture at the Oscars. I'm a pope expert (PhD in papalogy) and this can cause popes to become distressed. Now that he's not doing well, he needs all of our support, likes, retweets, virtual hugs etc.

Oops! One of our very valued specimens, a Jerma, has breached containment and escaped into the Facility! Would you guys mind notifying me if you happen to see him anywhere? We promise we won't hurt the subject, it's a quick and painless procedure.

I can't stay silent any longer.

Time for an absolute TRUTH HYDROGEN BOMB.

The reason why WOKE MEDIA don't want you to eat soap is because the government has discovered that "one soap a day keeps the d

🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋 JINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥!!! 👯‍♂️🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋😹🎁 SEXMAS 🎄☃️❄️🎅🛷🎁💚❤️ is here 🤩 and U’ve sure been N A U G H T Y…!! 😈🤭🤤😏😍😜 All year 📅 Santa 🎅😍 has been watching 👁️ u FAP 👊💦😩 and tonite 🌚✨ he’s cuming 👣🦌🛷 to give u his 😳🎁 BIG PACKAGE!!!! 🎁🍆🤤 To get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just 🍬🍭👅 POP💥🤸 that Peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍭🌭🍬🎇 n wait under the mistleHOE 🌿🎋😘🍒😱 with a nice cup of hot COCKolate ☕️🍆🔥 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🙏😌😍 will shove 👊 his 🍆💦🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬🔽 ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇 hes 🎅 gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦

I don’t know. I don’t know anything because I’m so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless. God. I think I’m gonna kill myself tomorrow.

i am a little homunculus and all pain inflicted on me hurts three times as much as a human so please dont hit me ouch ow ouch that is what i will say ouch ! ow ouch my little sensitive homunculus body is hurting