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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:22am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:59am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:38am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:05am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 5:42am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:22am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 8:09am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:29am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 8:10am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 11:11am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 10:34am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 4:42am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:49am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 4:38am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:40am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:08pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 6:33am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 4:43am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 7:54am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 3:01am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 3:01am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:13am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:01am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 11:30am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 7:20am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:43am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:56am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:04am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 9:06am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:23am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:18am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:20am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:16am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 5:04am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:39pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 8:38am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:27am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 8:49am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 10:08am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 7:50am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 8:06am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 12:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:43am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 9:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 7:47am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:59am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 11:15am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 2:47pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 3:40pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 3:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:34am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 3:23pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 8:49am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 9:21am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:29am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 4:05am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:59am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 2:55am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:18am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:25am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:28am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 7:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:29am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:53pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:51am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 7:54am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 10:04am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 7:53am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:16am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:45am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 8:20am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:17am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 8:19am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:57am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:36am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:23am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:13am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 8:06am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:15am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 12:22pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 7:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:28am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 10:20am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:58am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:45pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 11:15am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:30am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:58am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:08pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:26am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:56am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:59am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:27am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:05am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:25am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 1:17pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:07am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:07am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:11am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:35am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:25am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 7:57am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:29pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 5:08pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:57am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:49am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 12:29am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 11:22am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:29am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:02am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:49am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:34am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:44pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:21am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 6:24am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:19am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 8:57am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 9:27am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 3:18am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 8:38am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 8:58am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:07pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 2:40pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:09am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 12:05pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:10am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 3:35am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:11am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 8:25am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 5:34am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 8:05am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:53am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:21am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 5:18am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:15am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:53am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:57am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 1:59am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:37am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 8:58am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 6:51am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 7:04am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 11:37am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 6:03am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:59am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:21am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 4:13am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 11:05am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 5:07am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:47am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:54am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:02am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 4:35am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 9:57am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 6:51am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 7:57am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 10:03am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 3:23pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 5:42am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:58pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 8:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 3:18am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:51am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 4:24pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:49am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:10am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 10:40pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:40am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:42am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:49am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:19am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 8:34am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:10am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 1:46am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 5:07am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 8:05am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 8:25am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:33am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:35am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:36am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:59am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 4:13am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:57am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 5:48am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 8:20am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:33am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:33am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 12:18pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

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