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RIP COUNTER STRIKE 8/21/2012 - 10/2/2024



Naruto‎ : u lost 13 rounds
Naruto‎ : :)
VUDU‎ : yeah tioe lnmot asshp;e lnmpt [;pt cpt

Low Expectations‎ : Not your buddy guy.
ssurreall‎ : reported
Low Expectations‎ : And?
Kaleta‎ : not you guy buddy.
Kaleta‎ : oyour
Low Expectations‎ : Commending you Kaleta

Kaleta‎ [DEAD]: im italian but really from sciliy

eg‎: UNC a lil racist but he kinda chill doe

(POC) 大陸 Ghost‎: we soldiers for poland




#BRINGBACKH1Z1


aka TWEAKSS aka fr0st


in game crosshair: CSGO-KxXFL-tVkqL-TTMSi-PrOFt-qRSFE
recording crosshair: CSGO-WbqWW-mxJTo-mjHeB-mvZKd-asAQL

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Currently In-Game
Counter-Strike 2
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3ku1 : u bhop everywhere, there is no way someone is that consistent

zerg : all this guy does is hop around like phoon while quickswitching and inspecting his knife

*DEAD* Kneb‎ : nice bhop script
*DEAD* Kneb‎ : you know you can get vacced for that

*DEAD* isjezus‎ : lol plz kid
*DEAD* Troy‎ : this is prime right? because your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheating your ass off

*DEAD* strictlydope‎ : surrell its obvious

Forgiven776‎ : hes so aware
FlubbyBunBun‎ : when are you gonna stop walling

*DEAD* Forgiven776‎ : so he actually walling

Fluffy Harmless Kitten‎ : just multiple running jumping through the wall hs's with the scout, nothing sus here lmao thanks for the freebie
DiscipLe‎ : i just looked through your profile and it took me 4 pages to see 1 +rep

xxx_Phoony_xxx : honestly your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of human garbage who dose not even deserve the tittle hacker

*DEAD* Primatron‎ : reporting susurreall for being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheater

*DEAD* Fractal : tweaks and wheels you guys are so obvious

*DEAD* Ram : btw report aaaaaaaa hes scripting with b hops

*DEAD* heatwave‎ : lol just walling your ass of fs

*DEAD* thEEnd‎ : hacker
*DEAD* thEEnd‎ : 100%

*DEAD* Swoop ヅ™‎ : youre full of ♥♥♥♥

Elecktro‎ : lol go buy another acc

*DEAD* Doug Cavanaugh‎ : I mean its in the name

*DEAD* on deez nutz‎ : ur cheating and can only use the awp loser
deez nutz‎ : ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

give me awp‎ : HANG URSELF, THE ONLY THING SURREAL IS THE FACT THAT UR ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!!!

cat‎ : AIM LOCK FULLY UP NOW I SEE

*DEAD* - Dosh -‎ : surreal ruining my player experience

josef‎ : that is a lot of consecutive hops
josef‎ : ..
headshot? nah, ♥♥♥♥ you, 1 in 26‎ : why r u sliding
headshot? nah, ♥♥♥♥ you, 1 in 26‎ : overwatch still down?
ssurreall‎ : yea
headshot? nah, ♥♥♥♥ you, 1 in 26‎ : just spin then

*DEAD* Jar Jar Dinks‎ : bro is he just cheating now?

x‎ : u guys can keep closeting like legit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*DEAD* ssurreall‎ : no one cheating
x‎ : yo
*DEAD* ssurreall‎ : u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass kid
x‎ : r u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid
*DEAD* ssurreall‎ : ya
*DEAD* x‎ : u are literally cheating

Mr. Michael‎ : ima report to ♥♥♥♥ ur trust factor uo

Corinna Kopf‎ : i remember when i had no friends and had to hack
Corinna Kopf‎ : ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥

ssurreall‎ : gg
Mr. Michael‎ : not gg yet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

ssurreall‎ : DUBS ONLY
ChadsWitIt‎ : yall suck
ChadsWitIt‎ : omm
ssurreall‎ : GG
Mr. Michael‎ : ssurreall id level you
ChadsWitIt‎ : blue u ass
ssurreall‎ : LMFAO
Mr. Michael‎ : yea lmfdad cuz u donmt jhave a fathjer fiogure

*DEAD* 101 Conseils‎ : reportedf.
*DEAD* Le_Lapin_Crétin‎ : hahahaha
ssurreall‎ : LMAOOOO
ssurreall‎ : BRO
Le_Lapin_Crétin‎ : ok you can turn it off now

Pop Smoke‎ : 1 ping???
cPren‎ : where tf are u
Dame Dolla‎ : BRUH ONE PING HOW
♨Cursed♨‎ : 1 ping wtf
cPren‎ : DAMN
♨Cursed♨‎ : he is the server
*DEAD* Pop Smoke‎ : bruh
*DEAD* Pop Smoke‎ : how tf you host

*DEAD* Mufasa‎ : ok kid
*DEAD* Mufasa‎ : u can turn it off

*DEAD* Anon Faith‎ : Nice hacks my guy
ssurreall‎ : gg
ssurreall‎ : yea
*DEAD* Anon Faith‎ : glad you had to turn them on to win lol

King Julien‎ : bhop script?
ssurreall‎ : spacebar
King Julien‎ : cap
VenomZ‎ : out of all the things bhop script is what u worried about

ZenTheFox‎ : like, had to toggle off cause you know we all reported your stupid ass?

*DEAD* Austin‎ : surreal is
Austin‎ : surreal
Chobi‎ : cheating

*DEAD* Dugan‎ : so those hops tho
*DEAD* Komandant Kobra‎ : nice scripts skript kitty (?)

*DEAD* Teh Sliver Sufrer : uh
maadiman : floating ass ♥♥♥♥♥

*DEAD* Yellow‎ : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stream
Yellow‎ : multiple -rep on account
Yellow‎ : b hop scripts as well
ssurreall‎ : Lol

BladeScott13‎ : so why does it say your hacking
ssurreall‎ : no idea
Deer God‎ : L
Deer God‎ : OL

nayR: youre actually walling
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*DEAD* Nayolfa‎ : surrel get the ♥♥♥♥ off silver matchs

+$100: Award for neutralizing an enemy with the AWP.
*DEAD* ShadowFap‎ : hes cheating forsure
*DEAD* ShadowFap‎ : such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

*DEAD* Scottie Pippen‎ : lmao sem
*DEAD* Hookah Doncic‎ : LOL
*DEAD* Scottie Pippen‎ : im sure
*DEAD* Scottie Pippen‎ : ♥♥♥♥♥♥
*DEAD* Hookah Doncic‎ : LMAOOO
*DEAD* Scottie Pippen‎ : make another account

*DEAD* TechZo‎ : stop cheating ♥♥♥♥♥
Azriel‎ : toggel off is more fun

*DEAD* fR3ak‎ : imagine you're the guy typing bhop script into google
ssurreall‎ : LOL
ssurreall‎ : ur ♥♥♥♥ brah
*DEAD* fR3ak‎ : kill yourself idiot
ssurreall‎ : LMAOOO

*DEAD* Barniggle Boy‎ : ssurreall youre a cheater and youre pong scum
+$3250: Team award for eliminating the enemy team.
Barniggle Boy‎ : im gonna kms but u deserve death as much as me

*DEAD* AnalsFun‎ : put this in your steam profile ♥♥♥♥♥♥
*DEAD* AnalsFun‎ : You got 0 friends

Thoth‎ : ssurealll 100% cheating as soon as i peek you .... your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crouching 100% cheating F****T SURREALLL

+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy.
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy.
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy.
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy.
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy.
+$3250: Team award for eliminating the enemy team.
*DEAD* Oxfarmer‎ : lol
ProphetZo‎ : lmao
I AM AN NFT‎ : sup
Oxfarmer‎ : hold on. I'm buying that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NFT

itzhagu‎ : i love when u pre fire me cause u have a nice red box to track and i watch ur bullets curve the wall on this awful tick ratelul

jared‎ : cheating is one thing talking ♥♥♥♥ while cheating is wild

GuntherTokes-StrainNews. biz‎ : you should buy a gun and put a bullet in your skull XDXDXD LMAO

Hue Gorgan‎ : IMAGINE SCRIPTING IN THIS GAME. ROUGH...
Hue Gorgan‎ : LOOK AT THE MAJORITY OF YOUR PROFILES AND THEY ALL SAME THE SAME. ROUGH

Hue Gorgan‎ : ENJOY YOUR BAN

ssurreall‎ : gg hue
ssurreall‎ : i hope u have a great day
Hue Gorgan‎ : I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR BANB

+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy.
*DEAD* Eto‎ : lmfao actually cheating
*DEAD* Pixlator‎ : yo ur hackers not even funny

+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy
Zyntard @ Bombsite A ● (RADIO): I'm defusing the bomb.
*DEAD* Mango‎ : lol
*DEAD* Mango‎ : reported u POS

ssurreall‎ : nt shine
Shine Sprite‎ : ♥♥♥♥ your life

ssurreall‎ : shine and keka can we q together
ssurreall‎ : lmk
KEKA‎ : go ♥♥♥
Shine Sprite‎ : id rather kms
ssurreall‎ : dude
Shine Sprite‎ : than be near you
ssurreall‎ : wtf
ssurreall‎ : why
Shine Sprite‎ : cuz ur a waste of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life

Joey2tAp‎: its wierd how this is your life hacking lol
Taeco‎: he lives in chicago his life sucks already let him have fun in this game

JustKermit‎ [DEAD]: ssurreal question
JustKermit‎ [DEAD]: Why do you have brain damage?
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+rep, taught me how to flirt with women
ssurreall 15 Sep @ 9:21pm 
chill...
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