Recent reviews by Snek

Game is a ♥♥♥.

Drunk as hell.

CHALLENGE PISSING!

Good game, had fun with my Wife who was a Chef/Caterer and a state health inspector learning about the food industry.

This is my input for the devs on things to add.

1. More customization.
2. Carry more than one thing at once.
3. Allow boxes to be stacked on each other.
4. Variety on the AI voices instead of them just screeching when you bring them their order.
5. Different types of resturaunts (maybe as DLC later on)
6. Different locations.
7. More things to do inside the business like cleaning or maintenance on things.
8. Little more friendly towards 1-2 people playing.
9. Adjuster the order of things you get when you level, the level 25 for cheese but the lower levels for things like lettuce and tomato is bizzare.
10. An upgrade path for the kitchen appliances.

Dev abandoned the game, his account just stops having activity after 2021 so probably passed away or something.

Been playing for I don't know how long about 10 years I think on the Browser, bought to support Orteil for the hours of fun over the years.

This game is the GOAT. plz buy kthnxbye

Game is addictingly fun, so many ways you can play. You don't have to be a rocket scientist(haha) to play this it will work even if you aren't good at setting everything up as you practice you can still complete the game. If you were holding back because it looks too hard don't just get the game it is really fun and there are tons of mods too once you play it normally a few times.

Highly reccommended even not on sale.

KILL ALL BUGS

It's THPS, I grew up with this, you grew up with this, the music is rad, the gameplay is awesome, the updated graphics are excellent. What isn't to love? Waiting for 3+4.

Game runs flawlessly, non-PC people can't into PC.

Graphics are ok-ish and a bit dated.

Nonesense wokeism shoved into game to make sure we can't forget or escape reality. If you think this makes me a bad person, well ok I don't care, I have comments on yell at me.

Game is boring, think it would of been better if it was kept to 1-4 star systems and had more focus and a little more freedom, I am sure it has something to do with the game engine.

Spoilers below, don't read past this if you don't want any spoilers.

I "explored" Earth, it was insanely boring, completely deserted and void of anything at all except one ruined building you couldn't even go inside, I understand the planet is ruined and we had to bail but the whole thing wouldn't look like the ocean from Mad Max where downtown London use to be.

Honestly go play No Man's Sky if you are craving space. I am a hardcore Bethesda fan, I own all their games and a collectors edition for everything except this one and I am saying not to buy it.

I'm doing my part!

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Real Review:
This is going to be a great game with time. It is fun and paced well, the community is pretty good to new people too they help lead you along without being jerks about you not knowing things. It is severely lacking in content right now but it is pretty early in development and has fantastic bones. Definitely one to keep an eye on or try out.

I'd rather play NBA Live '97, at least back then the game was about fun and the sport and not about shoes and spending money in the games cash shop.

Also never got the premium items and after contacting their support they said I didn't buy them even after providing purchase receipts.