Colonel Sh.itfingers here. I worship Lord Retronium and I'm happily married to my wife Serana (she's a vampire but she's pretty trad.) I slay argonians and disgusting dark elves with my bare fists. Soulja Boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy Then super man dat hoe Now watch me yuaa!(crank dat Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuaa! (crank dat Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuaa! (crank dat Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuaa! (crank dat Soulja Boy) Soulja Boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it
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Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat Robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When I do dat Soulja Boy
I lean to the left and crank dat dance
(now you)
I'm jocking on yo ♥♥♥♥♥ ass
And if we get the fightin
Then I'm cocking on your ♥♥♥♥♥
You catch me at yo local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
"I got me some bathin apes"

Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)
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Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)
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I'm bouncin on my toe
Watch me super soak dat hoe
I'ma pass it to Arab
Then he gon pass it to Don Loc (loc)
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin at my neck
Sayin its the rubberband man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Hoe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that ♥♥♥♥ was ugly

Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then super man dat hoe
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(crank dat Soulja Boy)
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Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)
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(crank dat Soulja Boy)
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(crank dat Soulja Boy)

I'm to clean off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that hoe

I'm to fresh up in this ♥♥♥♥♥
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Super man that ♥♥♥♥♥

Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuaa!
(crank dat Soulja Boy)