Squidlumes
Alan   Texas, United States
 
 
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
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Cannoli Bean 22 Jan, 2021 @ 4:03pm 
he is big gay :steammocking:
BernMeister 29 Jun, 2020 @ 8:23pm 
Yeah what about it
Mephisto 12 Feb, 2020 @ 3:47pm 
UwU
Prophet 16 Aug, 2016 @ 8:48pm 
hey big boi lemme slob on ur knob:steammocking:
Youspeakcubic 31 May, 2016 @ 10:57am 
♥♥♥♥ me harder next time
goron 8 Sep, 2015 @ 7:32pm 
accept invite friend i am ur cousin roman