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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 5:31am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:01am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:08am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:28am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:47am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:07am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:58am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:58am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:07am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:57pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:01am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:46am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:20am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:46pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:42am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:39am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 9:44am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:03am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:03am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:52am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:52am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:55am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 6:53am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:43am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:13am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:48am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:46am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 5:31am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 4:08am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 7:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 7:40am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 2:07pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:28am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:52am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:50am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 10:50am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:22am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:48am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 9:24am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:23pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:56am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:31am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 1:02am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:45am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:22am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:47am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 12:56am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 9:21am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 10:50am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:47am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 4:26am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:02am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:09am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:42am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:36am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 8:16am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:36am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 7:15am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:48am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:43am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 6:52am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:25am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:29am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 3:13am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 6:20am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 8:56am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:43am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:14am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:19am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:26am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:39am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:44am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:01am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 12:56am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 6:52am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:31am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 7:24am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 9:10am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:25am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:25am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:47am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:54pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 6:33am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:27am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:27am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:08am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 8:01am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 7:11am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 4:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:25am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:58am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:02am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 6:31am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:25am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:46am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 4:31am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:20am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:59pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:34am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:45am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:00am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:19am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:13am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:51am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 10:00am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 7:17am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 9:28am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 6:19am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:26am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:44am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:02am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 9:38am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:27am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:59pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:30am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:28am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:16am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:20am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:41am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:26am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 6:39am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 5:21am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:17am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:27am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 2:52pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:45am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:28am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 12:28am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 8:23am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:59am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 2:21am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:00am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 6:31am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:30am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:20am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 12:28am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 8:02am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 10:11am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 7:15am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 8:36am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:59am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 9:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:11am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 10:37am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 6:56am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:26am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 6:31am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 11:07am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 4:23am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:59am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 11:07am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 4:23am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 11:28pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 4:26am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:51am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 6:00am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 6:15am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 6:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:25am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 1:09am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 7:11am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:02am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:28am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:11am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:28am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:59am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 7:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 4:35am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 8:49am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 10:37am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:41pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:54am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 3:07am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 1:15am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:27am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 6:39am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:18am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 5:21am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:57am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 8:48am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 10:37am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 4:31am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 3:07am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 1:15am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:24am



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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