Sopp's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 7:42am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 8:35am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:08am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 8:50am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 8:34am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:34am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 4:43pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 9:05am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 7:31am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 11:03am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 9:10am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 10:45am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 7:37am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 9:22am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 3:12pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 12:11pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 7:39am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 11:38am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 7:42am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 7:47am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 8:38am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 7:41am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 8:42am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 8:24am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 8:40am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 7:40am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 9:08am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 11:36am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 8:54am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:46am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 12:02pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 10:02am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 6:58am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

15 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

8 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,945 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30