Recent reviews by King Dingus

Turns out RTS isn't dead yet

The first trans character in the HP universe and they still choose to keep their male voice 10/10 Avalanche Studios

I CAN'T STOP PLAYING IT DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP ME THE GAME OPENS ITSELF AS SOON AS MY COMPUTER TURNS ON

IT IS WATCHING ME SLEEP

Field an army of one Daimyo and 19 chosokabe bow monks that you've trained at a territory with a fletcher and a hunting lodge for 19 units that never break and have over 100% accuracy. Only then will you know true power.

This review is not a mimic

We won a battle by having one guy play dead, have the others snipe at the bad guys and then retreat far enough away to leave combat, only to come back once their cooldowns had completed and start the entire process over again.

10/10 Creative Theft Simulator

Nothing is better than waging ceaseless war against the bugs than doing it with friends, on a train armed with artillery.

I haven't seen my family in weeks and my colony is entirely populated by bionic grandmothers please send help

Very fun for any fans of the classic Splinter Cell series. The scalable difficulty settings offer interesting challenge and the varied missions and objectives keep things pretty stellar. Only downside is YOU STILL CAN'T CONNECT TO YOUR FRIEND'S GAMES, YOU JERKS, UBISOFT, I MEAN COME ON IT'S LIKE HOW THE HELL DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING, WHAT DARK GOD MUST I APPEASE TO EVER MAKE YOUR DAMNABLE GAMES WORK ONLINE???

Otherwise a fantastic game.