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the best Romanian simulator the market has to offer.



...is what i would've said if it wasn't for one glaring flaw.

they completley butcher the pronounciations of Romanian names

as a native Romanian this bothers me so much, that i am forced to drop the game's score from a 10/10 to a 0/10.

here are my [THOUGHTS] about this game:

a great game that tackles the ideas of [SELF] and artificial intelligence.

[STORY]wise, it's complex and intricate, that will make you [THINK] and [FEEL] emotions.

while the visual style is certainly unique, it sometimes gets a little too much, whith me getting legitimate headaches from especially agressively jittery visuals.

honestly, gameplay-wise, i initially liked the idea of a timed exploration within the [[DREAMSCAPE] EXPLORER], where you seek shortcuts to optimize your usage of the limited time you have, on top of actually getting to shoot some baddies that will also give you time bonuses. but no matter how much fun you make a trial-and-error gameplay loop, it's still trial-and-error that will become more annoying the more you play. plus, the combat feels very clunky.

despite the negatives, [RECON]mend you to check out the game.

my mind has been turbo overkilled by this game at the time of writing this review.

this is crack in digital form, except it's a more accessible variant.

to be part of the family you need to:

-get punched in the face.
-eat garbage meals.
-fight your moldy family members.
-kill the moldy girl grandma, who becomes a giant mold monster.
-lose your mind from trying to 100% this game.

standard fair for any Louisianian family.

a fun little retro-style shooter.

love the movement mechanics in this one.

it is very short tho.

i went in knowing nothing about WH40k.

now i have finished the game and i can confidently say...

i still know nothing. but killing heretics was at least fun lol.

the best warcrime simulator on the market.

the only problem are the heavys.

they deserve 10x the amount of warcrimes.

i loved the moment when the main character said "It's SUPERHOTin' time!" and then SUPERHOTed all over the red dudes.

this is why SUPERHOT is one of the innovative shooters i've played in years.

a brilliant mod that i can recommend to anyone.

the combat, pacing and visuals are on point, coupled with a story that could be plausible in the HL universe.

plus it has the most well made "gnome acievement' ever made in a HL mod.

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a game.

that's all i'll be saying about it.

as saying anything else will probably spoil things.

bucket.