You ready champ?

Here are a few ways you can turn yourself into a bottom of the barrel shmuck faster than you can say the word deadbeat…

Hold on tight, here we go:

* Placing your balls in your woman’s purse

* Shoveling yourself full of heavily processed foods

* Finding your sense of achievement in video games

* Losing the understanding of your psyche

* Spending most of your time tucked in the darkness of your home

* Keeping your hand tightly wrapped around your member while watching hours of dopamine-inducing porn

* Lifting for aesthetics, rather than performance

And most importantly… The single most effective way to turn yourself into a loser is… following the path of the masses…

Yes, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that, if you want to be a success, you must do the OPPOSITE of what everyone else is doing.