Soloclaw
Chicago, Illinois, United States
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Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it. Water splashing around the table makes the night SO much more fun. After the club, go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say, "No sloppy steaks," but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water. Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those steaks. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up. We had to eat as fast as we could! Oh, I miss those nights. I WAS a piece of ♥♥♥♥, though.
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GreenieMcWoozy 5 Dec, 2019 @ 10:18am 
♥♥♥ Alert!

ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is ♥♥♥ everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling semen. The amount of sperm and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of ♥♥♥ must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. The ♥♥♥ has invaded my nostrils. There is so much ♥♥♥. I cannot see. It's all white. Everything. White. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm \*gargling noises\* drowning- in- \*more thick phlegm gargling\* ♥♥♥! \*dial tone\*
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Gene Kreamre of the Kreamre Clan 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:42am 
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GreenieMcWoozy 3 Jun, 2018 @ 12:00am 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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