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What is a FAQ?
No one knows, it is stipulated that the wielder of this answer will be acclaimed as the king of the Frequently Asked Questions, whatever that is...

What does n00b stands for?
n - for "no idea what this stands for"
0 - as an elliptical shaped math symbol
0 - number of headshots taken while eating a pineapple with a screwdriver in space
b - as the second letter of the alphabet

Does this user CHEAT?
No*

What kind of variables is this user's skill based on?
- alcohol levels
- sleep cycle
- sanity
- eye flick impulse delay rate (of course)
- air humidity, hotness or coldness
- number of food particles stored between each keyboard key
- coffee spoons stuck on laptop's display monitor hinges (laptop usage only)
- time spent writing this damn faq

What is the secret to life?
Realizing that your mind and your thoughts are not you they are just your brain playing with memory, your emotions and feelings are not you but come from within you not outside circumstances, your body is not you its just a physical delimiter of awareness from witch we may experience the world, you are life itself. But seriously the most important thing is VIDEOGAMES.

Where can I get free games?
http://isthereanydeal.com/specials/#/filter:giveaway
http://www.steamgifts.com/

*NO!

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Joel Pro2 12 Nov, 2014 @ 1:53pm 
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