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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:18pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:27pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:33am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:57am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:15am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:56am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:22pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:51pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:55pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:37pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:35am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:33am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 10:45am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:46am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:00pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:02am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:57am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:34am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:26am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:46pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:16pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:00pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:22pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:02am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:02am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:16pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:12pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 8:22am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:27pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:02am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:37pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:42pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:07am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:08am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:42am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:11am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:38am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:40pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:55am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:04am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:48pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:37pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:50am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:50am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:51am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:11pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:58am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:33am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:26am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:45pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:17am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:29am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:13pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:59pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:45pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:03am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:51am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:47am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:33pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:18pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:15am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:37am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:52am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:10am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:23am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:50am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:50am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:50am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:50am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:31am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:34am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:00pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:07pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:07pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:02am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:29pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:56am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:40am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:41am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 10:39am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:10am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:24am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:44pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:10am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:35am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:10am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:57pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:19pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:43am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:39am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:38pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:31pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:48pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:46pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:47pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:03pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:29pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:09pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:20pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:49pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 10:02am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:43pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:37pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:33am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:33am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:03am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:27am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:01am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:36am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:47am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:56am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:49pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:35am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:11pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:21am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:34am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:06pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:12pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 10:45am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:48am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:46am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:42am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:37pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:00pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:04am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:21am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:16pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:46pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 10:55am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:25pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:34am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:03am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:29pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:41pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:03am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:05am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:42am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:36am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:36am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:47am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:57am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:53pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:01pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:05am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:05am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:51am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:21pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:28am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:51am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:09pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:52am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:51am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:42am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:42am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:45am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:45am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:41am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:21pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:17pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:25pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:22pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:01am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:08pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:52am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:27pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:22pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:41am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:56am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:52am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:52am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:28am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:38am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:52am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:28am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:29pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:30pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:47pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:47pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:58pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:01am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:47pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:57am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:34am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:52am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:30am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:27pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:21am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:42am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:26pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:02pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:42am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:45am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:57am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:04pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:56pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:13pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:05am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:57am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:55am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 12:50pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:17pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:13pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:13pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:27am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:10am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:19am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:33am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:33pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:42pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:17am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:50am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:40am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:25am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:32am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:14pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:56am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:51pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:27am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:19pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:19pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:12pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:36am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:07pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:44pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:01pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:22pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:48pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:17pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 10:42am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:42am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:13am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:19pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:37pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:39am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:08am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:09am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:49am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:26pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:30pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:04pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:42pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:43pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:02am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:05pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:34am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:52am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:42pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:48am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:55am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:26pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:18pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:41am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:34pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:22pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:21pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:09am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:06pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:31am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:52am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:02pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:01am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:50am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:40pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:25pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:51am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:12am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:22pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:24pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:28pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:46pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:43pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:38pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:42pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:18pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:04pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:42pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:53pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:42pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:15pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:02pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:23am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:17pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:12pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:20pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:37pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 10:41am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:30am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:02pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:55am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:13am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:13am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:00am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:25am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:57pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:55pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:18pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:50pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:56pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:30am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:48pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:55am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:26pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:26pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:30pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:41pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:41pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:31pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:16pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:28pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:04am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:20pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:15pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:24pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:50am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:02am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:02pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:02pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:40pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:23pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:21pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:54am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:51am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:07am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:51pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:45am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:52am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:34am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:14pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:35pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:47pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:09am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:41am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 1:58pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:51pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:22am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:41am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:46pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:52am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:23am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:42pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:17pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:23pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:47pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 6:04am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:43am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:06am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:43am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:11am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:51pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:25pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:58pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:47pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:47pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:09am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:01pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:03pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:27pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:41am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:57am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:21am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:50pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 10:57am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:48pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:08pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 7:53pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:43pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:25am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:40pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 6:33pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:07pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:57am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:45am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:17pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:17am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:26am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:15pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:47pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:22pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:48pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:17pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 10:42am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:43am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:37pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:51am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:09pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:38pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:41pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:28pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:38pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:50pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:24pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:51pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:01pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 4:01pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:08pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:06am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:06am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 1:58pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:24pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:44am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:27pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:47pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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