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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:42am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:12pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:06am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:06am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:06am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:11am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:15am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:01am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:27am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 5:50pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 5:00am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:55pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 9:06am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:06pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:55am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 9:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:55am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:11am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:41am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:16am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:33am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:33pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:38pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:25pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 12:23am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 4:15am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:33am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:48am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:46am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:46am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:33pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:11am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:40am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:26am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:50pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:46am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:06am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:33am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:33am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:20pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:47am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:12am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:12am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:01am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:49pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:21am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:43am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:16am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 6:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:48pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:07am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:11am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:58am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:40am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:05am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 5:00am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:45pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:41am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:07am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:51am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:36pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:41am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:41am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:00pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:58pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:11am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:51pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:12am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:37pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 5:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:07am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:03am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:19pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:51am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:37am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 5:18pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:07am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:05am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 6:04am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:22am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:05am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 6:04am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:02am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:53am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:54pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:11pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:54am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked