Recent reviews by Smartass McGee

Denuvo slop my beloved

Simply a master piece of story telling.

Super solid game, I'm massive fan of roguelike bullet hells as they always managed to scratch that small dopamine addiction in my brain.
I guess there's a story? I couldn't really understand it much besides it being a bit of nightmare fuel.
Overall amazing game for it's price, 9/10 would get nightmares again.

The game came out yesterday and I already have about 14 hours in the game, good stuff

I used to play this game with a group of friends, kept playing it on my own long after they lost interest in it. It's just not worth it, this game is so dull without playing with friends.
In general the game kinda lost its spark after they started adding so many outlandish abilities, and I still hear about how terrible the anti cheat is which is kinda crazy.
If you have friends that like this game dub, if not just pass it on and look elsewhere.

This game is genuinely so beautiful, just loading in I'm hit with such an intense emotion of joy that just puts a smile on my face with a simple thought, "It's great to be home." SR1 helped me out through a really rough section of my life when I was battling illness in 2017, I will never forget lighting up like a christmas tree at how cute the game was. Monomi Park for making my darkest days far better than what I could've ever expected from a silly little slime game from the bottom of my heart, I thank you.

I'd be damned I expected a heavily overpriced DLC but color me surprised a very pleasant content amount for the price.
Well done dev's!

This was a unique game that did its own designs from scratch and I respect that beyond belief but unfortunately such things couldn't progress that way. The lead dev had been seriously injured, and was later laid off so he wasnt been able to work on as many passion projects as a result, it's such a shame as I really did love the game. I will leave a positive review out of the enjoyment I got but as of current the project is abandoned.

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So glad you've still yet to nerf Melee's!! SO MUCH FUN HAHAHAH. Get it? Because it's not, nothing is fun about trying to win a fight and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ small thing that flies at mach 12 will instantly kill you as they have a hitbox the size of Narnia. Some Rogue's have melee damage reduction, but I shouldn't be forced to play Rogue's like Anvil, Cannon, Chaac, Dahlia, Gl1tch, Ronin, Scorch, Sigrid, Talon, and Vy. Now granted that's a nice portion of the cast, I still don't really like playing any of the listed characters above, the very fact you gave them a damage reduction perk shows you acknowledged how overpowered melee's are. Nerf the melee's themselves not just improve a perk, lower their damage ffs. I've played the game since the closed beta and good god has the power of the melee's always irritated me.