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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:02am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:57am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:51am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:27am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:05am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:01am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:51am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:12am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:53am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:56am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:05am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:34am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:49pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:22am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 5:00pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:07pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:23am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:50pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:15pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:55pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:55pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:52am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:56pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked