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Reviewed in the United States on July 8, 2022
A wise man once said, "Hah! We're in Linguard". This really reflects the true inner tranquility one feels when wearing this backpack. Sleek, fashionable, unequivocally elegant. The arousing braid of the shoulder straps, the titillating feel of the sleek backpack. The euphoric feeling you get when simply gazing upon this bag...Legendary. #FreeChrisChan. If you wish to experience this bag's stunning, staggering, and absolute stupefying experience. It only costs 15.99 with no extra shipping and handling. (unless you don't have prime(poor))
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If u suck your own d ick while you turn 18, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation.
Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

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Step 1: Buy her bathwater

Step 2: Infuse bathwater with pickling salt

Step 3: Stick your ♥♥♥♥ in it, keeping it in the bottle as much as possible for 2-3 weeks. Only remove to urinate, DO NOT URINATE IN PICKLING SOLUTION

Step 4: After 2-3 weeks, you have Pickle ♥♥♥♥

Step 5: Send Pickle ♥♥♥♥ pics to chick (Belle Delphine)

Optional step (replacing 5 or in addition to): Make a video of you screaming "I'M PICKLE ♥♥♥♥!!" and send that instead of ♥♥♥♥ pic.

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