Steam Community :: slashdiv :: Profile Comments

a1msachi 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:31pm

It’s been four hours since I accomplished something I didn’t think was humanly possible. Things feel… different now. The moment my lips made contact with my wiener, it was like an electric current surged through my entire body. I can’t explain it, but I’m starting to think I’ve unlocked something—super strength, telekinesis, maybe both. About an hour ago, I noticed a van parked outside my house. No one’s gone in or out since it showed up, and it’s giving me serious government surveillance vibes. I don’t know what kind of abilities I’ve tapped into, but it feels like someone else knows. I’m not safe anymore