It’s been four hours since I accomplished something I didn’t think was humanly possible. Things feel… different now. The moment my lips made contact with my wiener, it was like an electric current surged through my entire body. I can’t explain it, but I’m starting to think I’ve unlocked something—super strength, telekinesis, maybe both. About an hour ago, I noticed a van parked outside my house. No one’s gone in or out since it showed up, and it’s giving me serious government surveillance vibes. I don’t know what kind of abilities I’ve tapped into, but it feels like someone else knows. I’m not safe anymore

he likes to smell my farts
and he queefs

lemme touch ya

My cheeks quiver in your presence my lord...

Very fat

slash x kids