heisenballer
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🌟✨ Yo yo yo, what’s poppin' gamers?! ✨🌟 It’s ya boi Heisenballer, the king of chaos and cringe! 👑😎

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S1mple 26 Jun @ 11:45am 
🌟✨ Yo yo yo, what’s poppin' gamers?! ✨🌟 It’s ya boi Heisenballer, the king of chaos and cringe! 👑😎

💥 Get ready to witness the ultimate blend of Walter White vibes mixed with 360 no-scope headshots! 💥

🎮👾 Level 1000 in the art of being a digital baller, breaking bad in every game I touch! 🧪💀

🔥 Smash that follow button and join the Heisenballer hype train! 🚂💨

#CringeMaster #HeisenBaller #GamerLife #BreakingGames #EpicGamerMoments #FollowMeOrRegretIt
S1mple 30 Apr @ 5:36am 
Hello, fellow enthusiasts! 👋🔫 Embracing the dynamic world of YouTube, I present myself as an ardent gamer, immersing myself in the captivating realm of CS:GO and an array of competitive games 🎥🎮. When I'm not documenting enthralling gameplay, I find solace in pushing my physical limits through invigorating workouts 💪, surrendering to the melodies that transport me 🎧, and savoring the moments spent with cherished companions 🍻. Let's connect, collaborate, and reign victorious on the virtual battlefield! 🤝🌟
heisenballer 13 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35pm 
5 Things Everyone Should Know About Being A Queer Cripple* :: So you met this really cute, funny guy recently. He makes you laugh, and you have found yourself thinking about him more than you should. The butterflies are definitely fluttering, and you can’t deny that your pants have tightened on more than one occasion when he’s around. As a queer cripple myself, I can tell you this has happened to me a lot. There will be a first date (which, truthfully is more akin to a job interview). I’ll think the guy is indeed into me, but then I notice that they will be looking at my chair rather frequently. I’ll say nothing, letting them acclimatize to what may very well be a unique situation for them, until inevitably they look up from their Chinese food and say, “So, I don’t know how else to ask this but…”
S1mple 12 Dec, 2022 @ 7:05am 
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
heisenballer 29 Aug, 2021 @ 5:37am 
alias +LJ "-forward; +duck; +jump; +klook";alias -LJ "-duck; -jump; -klook";bind space +LJ

heisenballer 25 Mar, 2021 @ 12:29pm 
NADE PRACTICE: sv_cheats 1; sv_infinite_ammo 1; sv_showimpacts 1; sv_grenade_trajectory 1; ammo_grenade_limit_total 5; mp_roundtime_defuse 60; mp_freezetime 0; mp_startmoney 16000; mp_buytime 3600; mp_restartgame 1; mp_buy_anywhere 1; mp_warmup_end