GratTheSorcerer
Ennis, Texas, United States
 
 
Finally out of retirement, but only so I can ♥♥♥♥ with people throughout history by pretending to be an alien.
I hit my head twice as a baby so it cancels out.
Favorite Game
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3.7 Hours played
A bit of a preface: me and a buddy wanted to find a game similar to Barotrauma but a bit more casual for when we weren't feeling up to deal with End Worms, and he found this game. We played it, and this is what transpired.

An experience akin to getting a spiked mace slowly inserted into your urethra. The game tries to sell itself as a submarine game, and it is for about the first hour or so, but after that it just goes downhill. This game doesn't even try to hide that it's a blatant ripoff of Undertale after the sub section. The story sucks ass and that wouldn't really be an issue if it wasn't the entire focus of the game. It's just plotpoint to plotpoint and it never makes any sense. There's a character named David who gets his head shot off, and then 10 minutes later with no explanation, he's back and cracking ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jokes. The progression is agonizingly slow, but I guess if you play Warframe you'll love it. The combat is like if Half Life: Blue Shift had sex with Dark Souls, but instead of being the child, it's the mold that grew from the semen they forgot to clean off the bed. The voice acting is alright I guess, but a lot of the time just feels off.

I really wish I could give this game a better review but I wanted to play a submarine game and got whatever the ♥♥♥♥ this is.
Those aren't pebbles
They're kidney stones
GratTheSorcerer 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37am 
There's a few tutorials online that explain it better than me
GratTheSorcerer 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37am 
Oh yeah, to fix that from happening, go into the game config file and change the quality settings to 4, then save the config as read only. Haven't had any issues since doing that
Baked Potato 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29am 
My game froze, then I got a network error! Im not super upset about it, they left me to go second to get your chest in front of me! Merry Christmas <3
GratTheSorcerer 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27am 
ggs, sorry you had to go, Merry Christmas
Baked Potato 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:14am 
ggs, you wouldve been fun <3
GratTheSorcerer 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45am 
alright then