SkullAtlAxis's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2016 @ 9:13am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2016 @ 10:09am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 3:22am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2016 @ 9:52am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2016 @ 10:06am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 3:20am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 4:46am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 4:48pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2016 @ 3:09am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2016 @ 4:14am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2016 @ 6:41am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2017 @ 7:46am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2016 @ 6:08pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 4:31pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 4:53pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2016 @ 4:21pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 4:18am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 3:14am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 3:54pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2016 @ 3:27am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 3:54pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 3:35pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 4:41am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 4:14pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 4:08pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 4:20pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2016 @ 6:08am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2016 @ 9:41am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2016 @ 2:29pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 4:38pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 4:49pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 4:06pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2016 @ 10:03am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2016 @ 4:52pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 3:31am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2016 @ 5:04pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 6:18am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2016 @ 4:52pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 3:50am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2016 @ 3:02am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 3:46pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2016 @ 3:19pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2016 @ 2:50pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2016 @ 6:42am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 4:44pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2017 @ 4:41am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2017 @ 3:46am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2017 @ 3:51pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 4:16am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2017 @ 3:34am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2017 @ 3:45am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 4:03am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2017 @ 6:42am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 4:27pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

3 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,525 / 5,000