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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 17.7.2016 klo 9.13

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 17.7.2016 klo 10.09

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 3.22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 17.7.2016 klo 9.52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 17.7.2016 klo 10.06

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 3.20

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 4.46

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 16.48

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 25.7.2016 klo 3.09

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 25.7.2016 klo 4.14

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 25.7.2016 klo 6.41

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 14.2.2017 klo 7.46

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 23.7.2016 klo 18.08

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 14.9.2016 klo 16.31

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 16.53

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 17.9.2016 klo 16.21

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 4.18

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 3.14

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 14.9.2016 klo 15.54

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 25.7.2016 klo 3.27

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 14.9.2016 klo 15.54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 13.9.2016 klo 15.35

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 4.41

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 14.9.2016 klo 16.14

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 13.9.2016 klo 16.08

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 16.20

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 25.7.2016 klo 6.08

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 17.7.2016 klo 9.41

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 17.9.2016 klo 14.29

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 16.38

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 14.9.2016 klo 16.49

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 13.9.2016 klo 16.06

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 17.7.2016 klo 10.03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 23.7.2016 klo 16.52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 3.31

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 23.7.2016 klo 17.04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 28.6.2016 klo 6.18

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 23.7.2016 klo 16.52

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 24.7.2016 klo 3.50

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 25.7.2016 klo 3.02

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 13.9.2016 klo 15.46

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 17.9.2016 klo 15.19

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 17.9.2016 klo 14.50

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 25.7.2016 klo 6.42

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 1.1.2017 klo 16.44

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 31.1.2017 klo 4.41

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 1.2.2017 klo 3.46

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 12.2.2017 klo 15.51

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 15.2.2017 klo 4.16

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 1.2.2017 klo 3.34

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 1.2.2017 klo 3.45

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 15.2.2017 klo 4.03

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 13.2.2017 klo 6.42

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 14.9.2016 klo 16.27



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
5 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
3 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,525 / 5,000

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
6 / 10
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