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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 6.4 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Jul, 2020 @ 5:49pm
Updated: 30 Jul, 2020 @ 5:51pm

Bought the game because everyone is talking about it and at first I liked the art style of the game, but after playing for just ten minutes I realized that this is yet another one of those "look how hard my game is you are so cool if you play our really, really difficult and frustrating game!" game. When you make a game that is so absurdly difficult that new players are stuck on literally the first level, you didn't make a "hardcore" game, you made a piece of unplayable garbage and you have zero clue about how basic game design works. The people who are bragging about how much they "love" this game are the same group of people who pretend getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the first boss over 30 times in a Darks Souls game is somehow enjoyable - they have no life and are desperate to look for the hardest, most unenjoyable "video game" ever to brag about so they can feel a little better about themselves.

TL:DR: this game is unplayable garbage and is for basement-dwelling losers who have no life and think playing a "hardcore" game will get them ♥♥♥♥♥.
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32 Comments
joe mama 9 Aug, 2020 @ 7:32pm 
you have a point. it seems like this game is only for masochists
skittle ducks jr. 9 Aug, 2020 @ 7:25pm 
Dude just stop replying at this point, no matter how much you pretend to "not care" (which is something most ppl do when they are losing an argument), we all know you're the one digging up 10-day-old reviews and trying to be the review police. Your actions speak louder than your words.
skittle ducks jr. 9 Aug, 2020 @ 7:21pm 
"He's trying harder than me? Well you all know what that means, it means yet another victory for me!"
bigboom 9 Aug, 2020 @ 7:07pm 
I really appreciate your dedication. You are a true master of shit talking. Let's crown the op for this hard earned achievement.
Thug Goofy 9 Aug, 2020 @ 6:58pm 
Taking a fat shit on people is gross
skittle ducks jr. 9 Aug, 2020 @ 6:56pm 
"gOt AnYtHiNG beTtEr?" as if I'm doing you a service by taking a fat shit on you while laughing at the fact that you are literally white knighting for a game whos developers have probably made millions off of insecure life failures like you lol. You really like to take these "spiritual victories" don't you? He is hurting my self esteem by criticizing my favorite video game? I will pretend that I actually enjoy his criticism, and thus a victory for me! He continues to shit on me and laugh at how I'm digging up week old reviews? I will pretend that he's actually doing me a service and ask him if he's got anything better, and therefore it is yet another victory for me! HAHAHAHAHA dude I can't, you're so fucking pathetic. Can't argue with someone who keeps telling lies to even himself!
bigboom 9 Aug, 2020 @ 6:40pm 
I'm not sure about this one. Got anything better?
skittle ducks jr. 9 Aug, 2020 @ 6:38pm 
"Ackchyually, I am totally not butthurt at all! In fact, I'm gonna pretend that I actually ENJOY you shitting on the game I rely on for my own self-esteem, although I just spent 2 hours patrolling the review sections and leave a salty comment under every negative review that actually criticizes the game!!"
bigboom 9 Aug, 2020 @ 6:12pm 
You're the only one who cares how 'old' your review is.
I don't know what you're up to but keep that up and try harder, people like me really enjoy reading these negative reviews, I bet you know it makes people HIGH. dope.
Thug Goofy 9 Aug, 2020 @ 6:04pm 
Useless opinion, come back and talk when you actually have some skill and S-rank every boss like I did