-I once ate a sandwich off the floor and my dad yelled at me. Several years later, my sister at age 7 did the same thing to keep the tradition going
-I own the official encyclopedia of the Thumb Wresting Federation and it is one of my most prized possessions
-I once asked my friend if he was conceived during a Halloween viewing of Jaws (1975)
-When I was 5, I wanted to be a drummer and used chopsticks but decided I needed to increase my drumstick velocity by preheating them in a microwave for 15 seconds. I did not burn down my house.
-I moderate r/goofcels
-Did I mention I'm your dad? Say hi to your mom for me, she's a classy lady

1. Fallout 3/Team Fortress 2/Wolfenstein: The New Order
4. Super Mario Odyssey/Doom (2016)
6. Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike
8. Metroid: Samus Returns/Fallout 3: Blood Dragon
9. Dead Cells
10. Alan Wake
11. Batman: Arkham Knight


12. Just Cause 3
13. Blood: Fresh Supply
14. TitanFall 2
15. Link Between Worlds
16. Resident Evil 4/AMID EVIL
18. Bayonetta 2/Tokyo Mirage Sessions #Fe Encore
20. DOOM Eternal
23. Castlevania: The Adventure Rebirth
24. Super Metroid/DOOM 64
26. Pokemon: Soul Silver
27. Super Mario 3D Land
29. Cuphead
30. Donkey Kong Country Returns
31. Pokemon Black 2
32. Risk of Rain 2