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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:42am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 6:36am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:52am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:57am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:02am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 6:46am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:02am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:43am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:07am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:37am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:34am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 6:36am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:44am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:21am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:52am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:54am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:44am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:42am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:34am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:43am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 8:49am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 1:50pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:01am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:43am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:57pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:19pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:55pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:54am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:50am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:25am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:29am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:50am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:23pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:23pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:39am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:57pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 7:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:24am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:23pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:31am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:20am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:40pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:07am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:47am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:40pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:40pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:16pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:40am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:34am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:07pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:48pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:48am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 9:47am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:23am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 11:29am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:39am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:18am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:06am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:51pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:48am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:03am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:05pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:32am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:52am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:45am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:25am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:03am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:02am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 9:50am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:41am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 3:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:48am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 5:18am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 2:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:58am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:59am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 3:56pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:50am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:25am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:42am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:20pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:50am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 10:34am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:00am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:07pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:45am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:48am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:51am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:16am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 5:18am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:28am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 7:28am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:30pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:38am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:45am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 10:34am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:07pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:41pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:24am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:15am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:01am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:35am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 5:18am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:53am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 5:48pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:24am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:59pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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