Recent reviews by Chris Pog

Best game on Steam

This game has stilts. This game also has obstacles. 10/10.

What makes this game good?

Is it the resemblance to Diablo bringing back memories? No.
Is it the challenging hardcore difficulty? No.
Is it the fact you can play casually and not worry about dying? No.
Is it the new leagues that come out offering new content and ♥♥♥♥? No.
Is it the races that provide rewards for doing well? No.
Is it the friendly community or supporting forums? No.
Is it the fact that the desync was fixed? No.
Is it the ability to play with friends throughout the story? No.
Is it the fact its free to play? No.
Is it the huge skill point system? No.
Is it the wide variety of gear, gems, or currency? No.
Is is the frequent updates to the game? No.
Is it the reward system in place for completing challenges? No.

So what is it about this game that makes it good I hear you ask?

Nothing does, ♥♥♥♥ you.

My friend raged and now I no longer play it. WTF Brawlhalla 10/10

I lost my life to a lemon. 10/10

EDIT: On a more serious note, I've been playing this game for over a year, doing all planets and the events that came along with it. It's truly been a great run finally beating it but it takes a lot of patience, upgrades, and experience of knowing when to reset your angel investors and to maximise profits. If you do peservere, I'm sad to say you will probably feel somewhat let down by the ending after spending so many hours on it. The game will leave a hole in your heart for what used to be a part of your life, much like an ex-girlfriend or your dead dog. The lemons dry up and the banks liquidise their assets.

In the end you will ask yourself, did I beat the game or did the game beat me?

This ♥♥♥♥ has cards in it yo. You should buy it.

Worth a play through. If you're wanting to kill monsters then look somewhere else. This is simply running through the dark avoiding monsters.

Im'a let you finish Shogun, but Rome was the best Total War of all time.

Still good though.