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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:43pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 1:57am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 4:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:06am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:34pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:13am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 1:50am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:09am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:54am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:29am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:34pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 12:28am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 8:49am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 4:05am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:08am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:19am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 8:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:03am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:48am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:32am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:14pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 5:44pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:08am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:31am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:41am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:15am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:21am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:59am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:59am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 4:05am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:45am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:39am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:20pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 6:45am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:11am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:49am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:15am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:23am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:41am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:58am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:57am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:05am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:05am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:35pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:41am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:50am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:56am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:31am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:59am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:01am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:18am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:38am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:53am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:56am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:57am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:05am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:48am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:36am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:13am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 9:44am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:39am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 6:22am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:10am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:38am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:16am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:52am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 10:48pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:59am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:15am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:16am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:48am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:55am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:00am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:58am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:05am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 12:01am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 6:57pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:32am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:38am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:47am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:38am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:47am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:39am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:48am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 9:27pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:00am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:00am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:42am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:42am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:03am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 10:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:38am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:32am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:08am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:11am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:58am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:38am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:55am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:00pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:03am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 6:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:21am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:49am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 8:22am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:19am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:14am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:27pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:27am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:16am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:01am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:29pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:26pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 7:28am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 4:22am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 10:48pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:04pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:48am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 8:22am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:18am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:02am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:33pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:20am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:49am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 10:00am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:49am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:35pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:37pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:57am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:54am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:58am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 10:58am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:02am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:08am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:04pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:32am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:46am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:53am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:22pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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