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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:12pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 10:19am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 8:28am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:16am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 8:28am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 10:19am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:54am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:54am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:28am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:12am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:52pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:45am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:39am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:40am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:40am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:02pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:55am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 9:02am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:23am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 8:24am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:01pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:29am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:05am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:32am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:21pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 9:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 1:52pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 8:24am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:19pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:04am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:59am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:37am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:57am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:03am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:04am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:07am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:15am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 7:45am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 8:18am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:24pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:48pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:04am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:48pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:29am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:06am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:48am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:33am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:41am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 5:22am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:01am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:08am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 5:37pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 8:44am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 6:01pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:44pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:35am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:47pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:00am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:05am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:49pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:32am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:04am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:09am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:29am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:20am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 8:30am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:06am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:54am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:54am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:16am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:35am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:29am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:35am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:06am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:09am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:48am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:09am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:13am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:30am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:51am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:03am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:32am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:39am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:46am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:21am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:17am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:17am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:17am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:18am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:19am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:20am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:20am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:20am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:20am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:20am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:20am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 1:36pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 10:56am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:50pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:06am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:57am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:37am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 5:43pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:52pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:33am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:06am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:09am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:48am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:30am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:41am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:19pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:29am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:20am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:30am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:07am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:35am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:05am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:14am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:23am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:36am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:08pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:06pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 5:39am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 4:40pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 5:24am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 7:45am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:25pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:18pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:30am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 4:52am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:51am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:08am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 3:43pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:29am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:09am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:20am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:15pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 4:56am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:25pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:58am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:39am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 10:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 7:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:50pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:02am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:09am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:07am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:59am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:50am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 7:09am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:29pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 11:11am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 7:43am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 6:23pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 6:16am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:22am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:59am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:03am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:10pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:20pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:43pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:07am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 10:54am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:29pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 11:09am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:31pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:58pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:07am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 7:45am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 7:24am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:43pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:38pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:20am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:55am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 4:51am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:11pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:04am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:08am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:04am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:42am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 7:26am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 3:24pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 7:53am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 8:10am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 10:24am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:22am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:06am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:16pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:01am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:10am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:46pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:50am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:26am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:58pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 4:52am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:51am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 10:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 7:23am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:31pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:50am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:33pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 9:09pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:28pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 7:43am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 1:31pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:00am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:28am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:37am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:37am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:58am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:50am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 4:51pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:23am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 10:53am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:36pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 6:52pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:17am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:56am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:07pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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