Recent reviews by sirflopalot

pew pew

jesus christ its jason stevil

i mean its awright

libs destroying america simulator

PROS:
You can skip the cutscenes at lightning speed, line by line
Fast travel and loading is almost instantaneous, pretty wild for how big the map is

CONS:
Story is a forced abomination of cutscenes and characters you care absolutely nothing about

Game performance is terrible, even with all of the updates (1.3) , my game runs the same with all settings turned down, or all the way up, and performance degrades the longer I play it (i9 9900k/ 3080ti)

Bugged quests, locations, enemies

Who cares if the Parkour is floaty, you can barely run without this game making you feel like some spazzy physics test dummy.

Triggering amount of falling down/ glitching off of platforms and ledges when you're trying to do activities that require accuracy

Level design is confusing, looking for items is tedious

Grinding for resources to upgrade your consumables is boring and tedious

Game breaking bugs:
Completed (mostly) everything but the main story and bugged quests on my first play-through, but my fast travel bugged out so I cant even finish the main story

On a second play-through now, but i'm having the same issues.
I want to like this game, but comparing it to my experience with DL1, its just not it.

im gonna add more when i think of them, just had a complete rage quit- rage post

i just wanna be able to beat the game lol

11/22/22 game runs better now, less performance drops, new dlc, still pretty disappointing tho

can't see master chiefs face

i decided to create the opposite of every fnv character ive ever made, so i went full luck/unarmed and punched boone until he exploded in a bloody mess

I can't believe they named the mount Torrent, what a nod from Miyazaki to everyone who pirated the game

when you get so powerful you can just stand there grindset

Deathpoop