Recent reviews by OldBoy

I am usually not a big FPS player but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game plays like a dream. And not a "I don't even know what I'm doing" kind of dream either. The controls are really tight and fastpaced, it comes to a point where I wish more games were as good. I would recommend again and again and I hope to see more like this in the futur.

Took me 11 hours to finish 66 of the 71 achievements and unlocking 4 of the 6 characters (one of them need you to log at or around halloween, and the other you need to farm certain enemies, which I don't feel like doing). Could probably make it to 15-16 hours to complete them.
A very decent game, I'd say Hidden Gem. Some will say it is too short, I got it on sale personnally and I don't mind paying for an 11hr experience when the gameplay is pretty good and the game itself original. It is a pretty nice roguelite that doesn't overstay its welcome, imo. Then again, I'm real damn tired of roguelites in general with something like 10 games that I will never 80%, much less 100%. All in all a nice experience that makes me hope the dev make more than this.

Steam hates my computer because I probably played more than the 8h shown. Long story short it is a good arcade game with a couple of flaws. Some achievments are buggy and I ended up using an achievements manager to fix them (slotting a jewel in a weapon never registered) and some there are two skills I cannot upgrade because it will simply not register the kills/combos with it. The story is "funny" but you can tell some of it got butchered by the translation team, some horrribly dated memes are proof of that. Overall a decent brawler with interesting characters. Game doesn't get fun until you unlock the skills at about mission 4 or 5 I think, can't remember, but it make it rather dull until that part. When you have everything available (special moves et all) it gets pretty addictive to rake up combos and see the numbers go up.
Would recommend on sale at best though, as the community is non-existent (good luck playing with peoples online that aren't your friends, and even then it won't be story mode once again).

Please Ghost, do not eat my arse

Real-time war game. Probably the most complex war game available on the internet since, it's all fun and games on the front until you start running out of supplies and start begging the logistic players to craft and deliver the stuff you need for you to keep on dying on the frontline, to which the logistic will reply "♥♥♥♥ you mate, why didn't you ask an hour earlier because it sure as ♥♥♥♥ takes that amount of time to craft what you need".

Foxhole, a game where you log on to gather ressources to build your truck to try to gather more ressources to build supplies, but you'll probably take a break after building your truck because that alone took you an hour. Then you'll log back on and realize your truck is nowhere to be found, because somebody unlocked it and used it.

10/10, would commend

Just like Medabot, but witouth the kid screaming at his pokeyman.

Awesome.

You might read the memesque missions written by the one and only cucklord Anthony Burch.
But fear not, even though you are stuck in missions written by him, you can sleep well tonight by remember that, yes...

At least you're not Anthony Burch

Just like The Sims, it takes a day for one of your ship to reach a distance mesured in milimeters on your screen.

Unlike The Sims, however, you can spawn as many new babies as you want.
Just like real life, you just need the money for it.


10/10, it was meh
-IGN

Sent Team Siren crying back to their mum about patriarchy.

10/10, would play again.

Remember when I said DaS 1 was like hangman except not?
Well this is more like candy crush except not.

Couldn't get to complete the damn thing, it was physically painfull. It was like watching Dark Souls getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by EA games.

Not bad at all, could've been way better though.