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Loved the 1st game but this is just pure garbage and after giving it 2nd shot I can't stomach it any more. Sure it looks great and runs good and the story may or may not be interesting but the core gameplay loop is just rotten at the core. Its supposedly a "stealth" walking sim game but get this... the enemies are telepathic so theres no point in hiding or trying to be stealthy, you're better off just running around dodging machetes hoping you find where you're supposed to go completely by accident. Its such a downright broken and frustrating abortion of a sequel, stay away.

Cool story, bro... no really it was rrrealllyyy well thought out, I loved the whole "Divine Sauce" and "Profit" with the twist, pretty clever if I do say so my self. Which I just did. But no obviously yeah I'd like to recommend it, it has lots of edge of your seat platforming with lots of exploration and pretty tight combat mechanics. Top notch!!

Itsa like a pizza... the main ingredient a Bullethell Shmupp baked into a delicious Roguelite crust sprinkled with some sweet sweet techno, the end result is an addictive mix of genres, so its like a pizza laced with extremely addictive drugs to get you hooked. You've been warned.

PS: grab the DLC you wont regret it!

HEY EVERYONE ITS 2020!! The perfect year for a broken company to release a broken game into a broken world.

I'm really bad at it but its really fun and even has vr support so its really too good for me, or anyone else for that matter. I strongly recommend it for the visuals and the music.

EDIT: they broke it on the steam deck with EGS bs

- Awesome graphics & fantastic art style + great performance
- Funny dialogue and hilarious characters
- Bullet spongey enemies you'll be peashooting for days
- Enemies will be poppin' outta your ass while you're dodging of bulletspongies
- You will be getting stuck on geometry a lot while avoiding hordes of enemies
- Weapons have a 'miss' stat so you can miss a perfectly lined up shot
- Weapons feel weak and flimsy due to bulletsponginess and the 'miss'
- You need to double/triple click selected dialogue options
- is this good? is this bad?
- its a mess, a fun mess, but a mess nonetheless

The Guinness World Record Award for the most AIDS and cancer contained in a single video game completely randomly goes to... XCOM 2!!!

You're a hacker. You can do anything... EXCEPT vertically pan the camera all the way down to your feet, despite having an overly convoluted control scheme.

Grew up playing this game so I figured yeaaa sure why not replay it with rose tinted glasses that'll be fun!

But alas soulless greedy corporations would have no qualms about releasing an outdated, broken product without a second thought or hesitation. I've looked at fixes and its quite frankly outrageous to the point where its actually easier to just setup a windows XP virtual machine and install it on there rather than having to jump through all those other ridiculous hoops in hopes of getting it to run on a modern OS.

Don't get me wrong this game is great but I'm just so sick of having to hunt down fixes when I can simply be playing something that actually works.

LucasArts?.... more like LucasFARTS!

EDIT: IT WORKS ON THE DECK!!

Slay the S...exy anime girls /10