Recent reviews by `'EGOrilla 🦍

Archers... FIRE ZE REVIEWS!!

But yea this is unacceptable behaviour from a publisher so ♥♥♥♥ CARPCOM

I would prefer to keep my deck battery used less not more and still be able to play offline solo- quit your bs capcom stop supporting piracy

Alright folks gather 'round the campfire... which campfire you may ask? Well the campfire of imagination of course!! Because this one is gonna be banger, well its more of a humorous choose your own adventure in an uncanny valley movie with lots and lots of QTEs and some 'aiming' bits sprinkled into the mix. The main story is an absolute masterpiece, very engaging from the start with a fantastic ending. You don't really know what to expect in the end and then it wows you with a far out scientific explanation and wraps the whole thing beautifully and authentically, without saying too much other than the ancient Summerian architecture with it's cuneiform(pre-hieroglyphics) looked quite legit and the characters life-like so the overall package comes together quite well in the end. There's some stuff in the story i wasn't hugely a fan of like the whole interpersonal angle between 2 chars in a 'love triangle' was just cringey when you think about it. Just bruh she cheated on you let it go and at least now have some respect for yourself and just move on to let her cheat on the guy she cheated on you with cuz once a cheater always a cheater haha enjoy. Anyways its not too big of a deal in the grand scheme of things i suppose, i just found it rather funny a CIA general would be such a lil bitchboi especially while he's at the helm of some historic findings.

PS: i played it through on my deck which is why i got such a low amount of hours clocked on my review. I'm probably gonna replay it in coop sometime tho cuz its actually really that good.

If you thought vampire survivors was cool and fun well you ain't seen nothin' yet

I particularly love it how they made it like in VS where you can just play on autopilot with 1 stick moving dodging hordes but you can also take aim and control your target priorities and attack at will with auto attack toggled off completely, great flexibility... well maybe not that great i suppose it could be better if they let you toggle an auto mover AI so the game would pretty much justplay itself while you admired it, that would make it even more fun!!! Ignore that last part its a joke obviously, I hope.

Anyways lets not turn this into a giant wall of txt for such a cheap lil game so in conclusion this is a tale of a clone outclassing it's master and its still early access so grab it while its hot in case they abandon it forever and it goes outta print

Outstanding!!!

MP COD games have gotten progressively worse after COD4:MW, in order to appeal to and milk the plebeian masses. However, this COD is the exception to the rule. First off the bat its got NO EXTRA DLC MAP PACKS, meaning no online community segregation! That in itself is quite remarkable. Although they do still try to sell outrageously priced cod points for cosmetics and to craft locked weaps but thats about as bad as it gets... well you know aside from the fact that it doesnt have dedicated servers which in turn fosters degenerate scriptkiddies to ruin everyone's fun, but it ain't too bad i'd say i run into an obvious waller every 1 in 9 games, which is still rather bad but relative to other CODs its miles better. Another big selling point is its got a lot of great COD4 maps remade and some even expanded to fit Ground War mode, which is pretty much a miniature Battlefield(RIP) experience.

I recommend buying it @ 67% off, since you know... its probably as cheap as it'll ever get and plus we wouldn't want actiblizz to get more money than they deserve now, would we?

So... I've finally managed to beat the Refugees scenario on Survival difficulty and

*cue James Franco execution hanging "first time?" meme*

It must've taken me months which felt more like years of relentlessly trying to and figuring out the perfect city model and laws sequence, in the end it was my pure autistic drive which managed to orchestrate the sloppy pull through win, since the only other thing i had was outdated tutorials and stale steam community forum argument posts to go by. All this to say, it was worth it. Frostpunk is... a wretched game which, just when you think you're out IT PULLS YOU BACK IN!! But that's because it is in fact an epic game which is masterfully written so it manages to hit you right in the feels with every scenario and minor story occurrences, its also supremely simulated and excellently designed with it's circular city logic that's 2nd to none.

Would I recommend it? Would a cocaine addict recommend cocoaine? Theres your answer.

EDIT: working my way through Fall of Winterhome hardcore, almost mastered it only few kinks to max out before i complete the scenario... should take only a few more years.

The Original Dragon Age and also the best one... also, also the only one which works on Steam Deck offline because it doesn't require horrigin or whatever ea calls their incompetent mess of a useless always online client these days.

Insurgency style looter shooter roguelite set in alt-history with tight gameplay and intuitive design.

You basically send clones to scavenge space stations and space mines and space... stuff. One thing i dont like is how you can take the cheapest rust bucket ship, dock it at your space destination, go on your looting run and then simply eject with an evacuation pod into the wormhole gate abandoning your rustbucket ship and then its all good and the game pretends like you didnt just leave behind a spaceship thats likely worth more than whatever your run yielded... so like whats the point??

But yea its fun in coop regardless of my nitpicking

The good part is the novelty of a gianormous miniaturised continental USA and a huuuuge vehicles variety all of which got a full detailed cockpit view even for the aircrafts, greatly appeasing the most autistic of us. The bad part is its ubisoft lol so where do we start with the bad? The racing itself fun for most part aside from feeling like you're racing toys in a static make-belief world which to be fair is the definition of racing videogames, but this one shows it better than anything especially with how all the performance parts are interchangeable between different brand cars. Up next is the dialogue: that was cringe beyond cringe so as an avid fan of cringe even i had to mute it cuz it was just too unbearable, like it was hazily written by some drunken dudebro degenerate. Of course it has a "battle pass" which locks away the coolest lookin cars... what else what else did they lock, oh right the fps to 60, thanks again consoles. So overall a fun time waster with lots to do, great for listening to newscasts and stuff! Play it before they shut it down forever.

Immerse yourself in a gorgeous world of ancient Greece and it's authentic mythology while being constantly offered to purchase overpriced additional cosmetic content along with boosters, which were specifically implemented to solve the problem of grinding for in game resources in a single player game. So nice of ubi creating and solving the problem of artificial scarcity. But ok ok ubi's overly zealous game monitezation tactics aside, this is actually a gem of an Asscreed game because it is the be all end all backdrop to the overarching series story wrapped up in excellent writting which ties everything down [chef's kiss] beautifully!

Origins was great and as much as I'm a fan of ancient Egypt, I'd say Odyssey is the superior asscreed game. Matter of factly i'd say this is the penultimate asscreed game that i could easily recommend as the series introduction point to new comers.

10 out of 10 malakas out of 10

Assassins Creed: Liberation of self from the moral-ethical dilemma of pirating sp ubisoft games

And then they defraud investors by justifying denuvo drm with phantasmagorical piracy numbers.

I really hope one day valve decides to buy ubisoft and all the ubi suits are flushed down the toilet for these pesky small minded decisions. The game has run it's course and they could've just as easily made it completely f2p as a promotional Asscreed game or something along those lines, instead now its gone off the free market forever and the dlcs(whatever they may be) are inaccessible even if you bought em

Shame.... Shame..... Shame.....

EDIT: they even killed it on the Deck, it was playable before but now it aint