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I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.
-- Shel Silverstein, "Hug o' War"
😬
Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you
from enjoying it.
🤠
Celebrity Schadenfreude:
Lurid thrills derived from talking about celebrity deaths.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
😗
It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.
😵
Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.
🙁
Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.
-- Bergan Evans
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I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
🤧
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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