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Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.
-- Shel Silverstein, "Hug o' War"
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Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you
from enjoying it.
🤠
Celebrity Schadenfreude:
Lurid thrills derived from talking about celebrity deaths.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.
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Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.
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Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.
-- Bergan Evans
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