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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 12:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 1:23am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 12:20am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 5:38am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 1:22am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 2:01am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:20am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:53am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 3:17am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 4:50am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:07am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:42am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 5:45am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 12:53am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 May @ 11:25pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:57pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:28pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 11:41am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:13am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 9:37am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:03am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:33am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 8:28am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:33am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 3:39am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:41am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 3:43am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 4:06am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:02am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:58pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 2:32am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 4:59am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:30am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 12:54am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:19am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:44am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 2:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:40am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 3:43am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:20am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:41am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 8:19am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:53am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 2:00am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:37am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:36am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 1:18am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 4:53am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:42am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 1:55am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:24am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:19am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:08am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:43am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 1:57am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 3:14am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:42am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:31pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 12:42am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 1:00am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:55am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:04am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:26am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:40am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 3:43am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:13am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:18am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:29am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:26am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:30am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:29pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 5:53am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:42am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:57am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:14am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:29am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:56am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:43am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:19am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:17am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 12:15am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 10:44am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 8:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:05am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May @ 1:56am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 3:41am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:36am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:16am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:21am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 7:55am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:05am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 1:39am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 11:50pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:42am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:58pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:02am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:04am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:43am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:41am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:05am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 2:05am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:05am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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