Recent reviews by The Holy Duck

Needs refining but what Paradox game didn't at release, no?

I'd especially like to see a rework on diplomatic subjects. Why can't I build on my subjects' lands, and why isn't peacefully annexing them instead of having to worsen my relations and fight a war for it an option?

From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe? Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made. It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before. If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is it this... What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience, it leaves me hopeful that as a community - as a world, there is time for us to become our greatest selves, as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

stop nerfing vampires, thanks.

good for relaxing and killing time, though the music could have been better and more various, given that its one of the core aspects of the game

Anubis is back

Day 34879: Still trying to unlock the jet fighters...

My laptop couldn't handle 10 hours of CK3 every day. The battery is swollen and I can't turn it on fearing the battery will inflate further and catch fire.

10/10 would inflict ~$70 of damage to my laptop again

Get a load of this AlphaZero.

Pretty good.

steep learning curve, addictive gameplay, expensive but worth dlc's

94/100