anaconda

baloney pony

birdie

bobby

boonga

cack

choad

choda

♥♥♥♥♥

chopper

cigar

crank

custard launcher

♥♥♥♥

dicklet

diddly

dingaling

ding-a-ling

ding-dong

dinger

dingle

dingus

dingy

dink

dinkle

dipstick

dirk

disco stick

dog bone

dong

donger

Donkey Kong

doodle

dork

down

fire hose

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

gherkin

hairy canary

hammer

hot rod

hooter

jade stalk

jamoke

jigger

jimmy

jock

johnson

John Thomas

joystick

kielbasa

knob

lad

langer

lingam

love muscle

love stick

love truncheon

machine

magnum

Master John Goodfellow

male member

manhood

maypole

meat

meat puppet

meat rod

meatstick

meat stick

member

membrum virile

nature's scythe

nob

old chap

one-eyed trouser snake

organ

package

pecker

peen

pee-pee

pee-wee

pego

peter

phallus

pickle

piece

piece of pork

pike

pingas

pink cigar

pintle

pipe

pisser

piston

pizzle

plonker

pork sword

prick

pud

putz

p-word

python

ramrod

rape tool

rod

root

rutter

salami

sausage

schlong

schmuck

sex tool

shaft

shlong

shmekl

skin flute

snake

snausage

spitstick

stem

stretcher

sucker

swipe

tadger

tagger

tail

tallywhacker

tarse

thing

thingy

third leg

tic tac

todger

tool

trouser monkey

trouser snake

truncheon

tube steak

unit

virile member

wang

weapon

wee-wee

weenie

weeny

whang

wick

widgie

widdler

wiener

willie

willy

wingwang

winkle

winky

yard

ying-yang