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Assuming you're good at touhou, you can probably finish a single game in 30 minutes and there are 29 touhou games in total

so 29x30=870 minutes

put that into hours

14.5 hours of straight touhou gameplay

BUT the average person ISN'T good at touhou

let's say they haven't even finished a whole game yet and it's been 2 weeks

but they have been getting closer lately so let's do MORE math

so I'd say they'll finally be able to finish this one touhou game in about 2 more weeks

there's 10080 minutes in one week

multiply that by 4

40320

now let's put that into hours

40320/60= 672 hours

and that's a SINGLE touhou game

but if we were to crunch those numbers for EVERY SINGLE TOUHOU GAME MADE

672 x 29 19488

OR 812 DAYS

116 weeks my dude

and that's assuming they're spending every. breathing

second. playing touhou

however there is a flaw in this math

Estas fatal pero me encanta JAJAJAJAJA

Don't you know? Momiji Inubashiri killed someone in a DUI in 2006, in Anaheim, Californa. She was on dangerous levels of prescription drugs at the time. Her lawyers managed to get it covered up because she's a tengu guard, so it didn't get into the news. It's not just a crazy theory, though.

There's traffic camera footage of it, it really happened, it's in the court records for Anaheim and it's publicly accessible, they legally have to provide the information if you ask but the lawyers have managed to keep it from ever becoming common knowledge. She's so popular no one wants to talk about it, we just let her get away with it and hide what she did.

On dark days where there is no sun, I shall caress Marisa and tell her everything is alright. On bright days, where there is nought but bliss, I will stay by her side, to share the bliss infinitefold, like two mirrors in proximity. On the adventurous days, we will steal what we wish. Some days, we will steal diamonds. Some days, we will steal virginities. And always, we will steal our hearts. Each other's hearts. For it is the true love that does not brag, it only contains itself infinitely. Such is the love of me and Marisa Kirisame

And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa. For it is my true fate to be married to my lover.