Hellu, I am Americano that just played game with CaNcEr SeA JuGgErNaUt Xiong, Quek Xing, Brien,Zhao Yuan. I wish you all happy new Kappa cookies and that You alL Will Becumz 5k Dondo Puj suun. Have a gewd Hiatus KAPPASON #Mangobae #Selfie420 #Nevergonnammrwithyouallagain

Also if I appear to be online, copy pasta this to me.

HALLO PEOPLE OF THIS TOXIC DOTO COOMMUNITEE, I AM MARCO DE POLO AND I JUST REPORTED MY FELLOW SEA CANCER MATES FOR FEEDING TO A 4.5K PUDGE. I AM NOW GOING TO CHINA TO FIND A NEW LIFE, WAIFU, FRENS, AND MMR(WHICH I HAVE LOST BECAUSE OF THESE 3K TRASH) NEVER WILL I AGAIN DARE TO TRAVERSE THE DEMONIC REALM OF SEA DOTO.
ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ I'M LOL FAN AND I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

-H3WizardofNY, 10/1/16, 11.26pm

HALLO PEOPLE I RECENTLY RETURNED TO THE FILTHY COMMUNITY OF SEA DOTO. I AM CANCER INVOKER PICKER WO ACHIEVED THE STRETCHGOAL OF 5000 MATCH MAKING POINTS. AM VERY PROUD OF MY ACHIEVEMENTS BUT SAD TO SAY IM KNOWN AS A GAYVOKER:<<< ALAS THE TIME HAS COME FOR JC TO RELINQUISH ME OF TSUCH TOXICITY. MAY THE REST OF YOU BE BLESSED WITH NEVER HITTING 4K YOU FILTHY PLEBIAN SCUMS.

-H3WizardOfNY, 20/3/16, 11.53pm

HALLO PEOPLE SHADE IS BACK FOAR MOAR CANCAR SEA DOTO. I AM NEAR THE END OF THIZ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROCESS TITLED AS A LEVELS. THE RECKONING OF MARCO IS COMING AND MORE SALT IS SURE TO ENSUE. HAPPY KAPPA DAY MY FELLOW COMRADES~

-H3WizardOfNY, 20/11/16, 11.53pm

HALLO PEOPLE SHADE IS BACK AND JUST CONQUERED THE MOST EL KAPPARINO BATTLE OF HIS LIFE 100 KM BIJ SUCK A DEEK I OWN THE WORLD WOOHOO HELL HATH NO FURY NO DISTANCE CAN REKT ME I SHALL REKT ALL DISTANCE EZ KAPPA KEK.

-FUTUREHEDGEFUNDMANAGER, 20/10/19

OHAYOGOZAIMASU BOTTOM FEEDER FOO HERE. ALAS I HAVE BEEN ENDOWED WITH THY DOUBLE DEGREE COURSE IN SNAKEOIL AND NERDSQUAD. I AM ON A PERILOUS JOURNEY, TRAVERSING THE WRETCHED PATH OF INTERNSHIPS WITH A SIDEDISH OF CORONA. MAY THE CORONA BEER ALWAYS BE WITH YOU

-MAKURA PRAWN, 28/4/20

HALLO PEOPLE OF THIS TOXIC DOTO COOMMUNITEE, I AM MARCO DE POLO AND I JUST REPORTED MY FELLOW SEA CANCER MATES FOR FEEDING TO A 4.5K PUDGE. I AM NOW GOING TO CHINA TO FIND A NEW LIFE, WAIFU, FRENS, AND MMR(WHICH I HAVE LOST BECAUSE OF THESE 3K TRASH) NEVER WILL I AGAIN DARE TO TRAVERSE THE DEMONIC REALM OF SEA DOTO.
ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ I'M LOL FAN AND I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

-MR QUANT, 3/6/21

GREETINGS FELLOW COMRADES! AFTER 5 LONG ARDUOUS YEARS OF MY PERILOUS JOURNEY IN THE REALM OF SEA DOTO, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE LONG LOST MEDAL FOR DIVINE PLEBS. MAY MY RETURN BACK TO THE COTTON FARM BE SMOOTH AND MERCIFUL.
-JIJIYANG, 30/6/21