I will leave this cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it
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Omg hai ___^ I’m vanya-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is Yu-gi-oh GX!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Chazz!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…CHAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII CHAZZ-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he yelled, "CHAZZ IT UP" and then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! CHAZZ IT UP! CHAZZ IT UP!!! CHAZZ IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your avatar. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my ♥♥♥♥ apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.

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If my daughter 🙅‍♀️🤱 comes out as 🌈 GAY 🌈 I am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈📫to a 👼CATHOLIC 👼 ⛪BOARDING SCHOOL⛪ because YOU KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅F🤞R🤯E🤤A😍K💦Y👄 and 🚫🚫🚫no🚫🚫🚫 daughter of 👩MINE👧 will miss out on the BIGGEST 👭gay opportunity ever👭

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