* Ant : wish yall were on the twin towers before 9/11 hit
* CaptainSweatpants08 : flip you dude
* giNgerJim : have fun you cheating ni****
* bag. : didnt realize sitting infront of a spawn point with aimbot auto guns was skill
* FreakyBob : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
* FoxNachos : that's gotta be an aimbot
* Corligion : yeah nice wall cheats lol
* TheWiz : turn off the xray and fight like a man
* George Floyd Minion : hit the shower onion loser xd
* Cherrymari : the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amount of autistic people there are on this game rn is like...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting
* Samm_y : you are the opposite of friend ly
* hellish cat warrior : ♥♥♥♥ you heavy
* Wandering Soul : there always that one tryhard heavy
* fujoshi_BL(M)_2008 : idk its just some sad virgin guy.
* SuperPants : Rage Heavy? More like eat ass.
* Crystal : Do me, and the rest of the world a favor, and go rot in the firey pits of the 7th circle of Hell. Cheating no skill flooring shooting Soldier scumbag.
* [GN] Commander Bacara : hes just a tryhard Rage Heavy :3
* Amandil : STOP TAUNTING WHEN YOU KILL
* gamesamuelnziegler : suck my dielicious com filled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
* smooc: commit suicide!
* Burns: get off the macdonalds wifi scrub
* Spastic Hawk: ooo. Look at you with your massive online big ♥♥♥♥ energy.
* Oryx: garbage as ♥♥♥♥ at tf2
* santylunaaaa : peace of ♥♥♥♥
* ʍopɐɥsこいし♡ ✠ : well we'll just release your dox pootis
* kalebtyb : your heavy is hacking
* Sniper Main for some reason : ♥♥♥♥ you bird
* AProtogenProgammer : reporting king
* kotu1 : eat a ♥♥♥♥
* Crystal : god go ♥♥♥♥ yourself man
* =CH3F_PYRO= : go play the game on turbine sweaty ♥♥♥♥♥
* daawsomeone : ♥♥♥♥ you
* Dscub103Tsx : k y s
* HaloToad45th : this ♥♥♥♥ is so stupid




Bit about me:

I am a heavy main and generally play with subpar crappy meme builds. I am a huge nerd with a massive DnD Dice collection only slightly smaller than my ego. I like playing games where I dont have to care if I win or lose, because fun is my objective. My diet consists of stale memes washed down with copious amounts of cringe, with a small side of salt.

I main heavy because I enjoy jumping around the corner into everything, and I also like the out-tanking/out-DPSing your opponent playstyle. Being an unstoppable force and/or an immovable object is definitely my kind of thing to do. Punishing people who overextend or simply are just at the wrong place at the wrong time is amazing. I just also like Mikhail as a character, the strong, silent and secretly intelligent type who are anything other than just another big dumb brute.

*Insert overly used meme about being called a rage heavy*
This is an unfair stigma with heavy mains. No one bats an eye at a soldier main swapping up when they want to put numbers on the board, but the moment I decide to switch to heavy after playing meme builds all game, I am suddenly a "Rage Heavy." No other class shares the same stigma except maybe pyro, but thats mostly reserved for W M1-ing. Even if I have been hoovy all game and get tired of getting killed and start playing the game, I still get called a "Rage Heavy."

Or you know, I am a rage heavy. It happens.

















































































































































































































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