Happy Birthday!

spiderman guy

i show up to somebody's house with ♥♥♥♥ in my pants ONE couple dozen times, and now i'm suddenly the guy who stinks? what an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are

-rep or whatever lmao this guy friggin' stinks! haha

He also accuses me of "screaming at homeless people for fun" (although I recognise he's not as confident in this accusation), which once again, is not true and despite his wishes I did in fact quote him on it purely out of spite because I hate him. As wild as his comment was, I wouldn't expect anything less from someone who's name is an awful lot like 'butt-plug', and spent almost 30 hours getting all 36 achievements in what is objectively the inferior way to play the classic Sonic The Hedgehog games.

This guy is good at Sonic, I'll give him that. But the response he left on my profile is just straight up libel. I sleep in the dark with little-to-no disturbances and have done so for a lot longer than he makes out. I have been kissed by a woman and every lady I've ever met has always complimented my sense of humour and appreciated my amateur beat-boxing skills, even if we never hit it off. I also want to point out how narrow-minded this neanderthal really is; he's living in the same century as the rest of us (supposedly), but the absolute troglodyte fails to be inclusive when it comes to his remark about being kissed specifically by a woman.. Not saying I've been kissed by a man or anything but to think of it as being out of the question is simply outmoded.