Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans at all. Far from it. For starters, most of them are male, 87.5% male to be exact, and they're not even in the Human-Like egg group anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon's abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it's raining and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will get to talk about soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you "pull out." I know this because I cleaned sperm bank toilets a long time ago. Also, what wasn't mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, meaning that Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person's orifices until they explode.

Too much foreskin, too little meat, think like a tiny Jabba the Hutt but less gross, but I still love you you Filipino (they're like the same thing right?) twink

Dear Averet,

My sweet child, I have found you at last, it seems like the stars have finally aligned and we can be reunited once again. I have always felt that hollow emptiness missing from life. Night after night as my butt cheeks tremble from the fear of being without you, I have been longing for your message on my Steam profile. My member throbbing at such a thought.

3 years ago, you named me as "Foreskin Top 10", little did I know that years later you and I would once again be joined by our fleshy appendages.

Kindest and Warmest regards,
Daddy

Get foreskined, nerd

yeet

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