Welcome, mere mortals, to the virtual kingdom of sex_official! 🌟

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Favorite Game: Clicker Heroes [w.wiki] (because who doesn't love an existential crisis masked as a game?)

🎮 Game Master Extraordinaire :
When I'm not conquering galaxies in No Man's Sky [w.wiki] or building empires in Civilization VI [w.wiki], you can find me perfecting the art of virtual farming in Stardew Valley [w.wiki]. Yes, I multitask.

💼 Professional Procrastinator :
Currently majoring in Last-Minute Project Submissions [t.ly] with a minor in Overthinking Life Choices [w.wiki]. On my way to achieving a PhD in Avoiding Adult Responsibilities [t.ly].

🍕 Pizza Connoisseur :
Certified by the International Association of Pizza Lovers [w.wiki]. My go-to in-game snack is a slice of pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. No pineapples allowed. Ever.

🤖 Modding Maestro :
If it exists, I've modded it. If it doesn't exist, I've probably tried to mod it anyway. Skyrim [w.wiki]? Modded to include a talking cheese wheel companion [t.ly]. Sims 4 [w.wiki]? Let's just say my Sim has a better life than I do.


🕹️ Total Hours Played : 9001 [t.ly] (It's over 9000!!!)
🏆 Achievements Unlocked : All of them [w.wiki]. Yes, even the ones that require you to play on a Tuesday at 3 AM during a lunar eclipse.
💬 Favorite In-Game Quote : "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." [t.ly] (because everyone needs a pixelated sword for life's adventures).

- 420 friends [w.wiki] (mostly NPCs that I’ve friended IRL for XP).

- More RAM [w.wiki]
- A life [w.wiki]
- World peace [w.wiki]
- A pause button for real life [w.wiki]

Rage-quitting [w.wiki] just before winning to keep my ego in check.

- RPGs [w.wiki]
- Strategy [w.wiki]
- Games that make you question the meaning of life at 3 AM [en.wikipedia.org]

- Looking for a gaming buddy [en.wikipedia.org]? Let's conquer worlds together.
- Need a mentor? I can show you the ways of the AFK grind [en.wikipedia.org].
- Want to challenge the Overlord? Prepare to face the wrath of a thousand respawns [en.wikipedia.org].

I once beat Dark Souls [en.wikipedia.org] using only a DDR dance pad [en.wikipedia.org]. It was the most exercise I've had in years.

Thanks for stopping by my profile! May your FPS be high and your latency low. If you read this far, congrats! You just unlocked the Patience of a Saint [en.wikipedia.org] achievement.

Accepted if female [en.wikipedia.org]. Declined if turkish [en.wikipedia.org].

In your base, stealing your loot [knowyourmeme.com].