heldzaduoleguangez2018
appetite for distractions / shungite absorbs the 5g
 
 
poetic writer, deep thinker, you can't beat me at my own game, i always get what i want...if you catch me in the server, good luck...
lil bro u a fan of the plow

a third of the way
Old dog, new tricks.
loves the sound of his own voice. will get 29adr while being toxic and is a bottom

Neurosis addles the brains of every CS player because he is at odds with him self. His philosophy is then nothing but a systemized struggle with his own uncertainty. Excuse these blasphemies!

i am a sewer dweller. my sole purpose is to play counter-strike. my value system revolves around counter-strike. the only way i can feel pleasure and pain is via counter-strike. those who are good at counter-strike and don't utilize it don't deserve it because they've never felt real pain. (I have, I'm 17 and I had my phone screen break once on the locker room floor and lost overtime matches in FACEIT to my teammate not turning around when I give him perfect info in a 1v1, I know pain.)
i am a sewer dweller. my sole purpose is to play counter-strike. my value system revolves around counter-strike. the only way i can feel pleasure and pain is via counter-strike. those who are good at counter-strike and don't utilize it don't deserve it because they've never felt real pain. (I have, I'm 17 and I had my phone screen break once on the locker room floor and lost overtime matches in FACEIT to my teammate not turning around when I give him perfect info in a 1v1, I know pain.)
#1 aim$tar

jump down a ravine in minecraft

17 yo talent

just know we are not the same!

TO ALL YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOTS WHO PLAY THIS GAME ALL DAY WHO KEEP TRYNA COME AT THE PLOW SAYING "YOU'RE NOT HIM" "YOU SUCK" OR, I AIN'T THIS, OR I AIN'T THAT, GET...THE...♥♥♥♥...OFF...MY...PROFILE...PEROID! I KNOW IM BETTER THAN YOU.
I SPENT MORE TIME IN DM THEN YOU. I SPENT MORE TIME IN THE LAB THEN YOU. I KNOW I AM BETTER. PLEASE STOP TRYNA GET UNDER MY SKIN, TRYNA GET A RISE OUT OF ME, YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME AT MY OWN GAME. I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT! SIMPLE AS. NOW STAY BROKE FOREVER YOU PATHETIC LOSER.


my idols are shroud and skadoodle and some na challenger league players like dare and snav


playstyle info

map pool - all maps (i dont rely on utility and cheese tactics, my gamestyle allows me to dominate regardless of setting and situation (excluding my weakness of course))

gamestyle - incredible aim combined with cerebral decision making leads me to be the greatest clutcher and lurker of all time...hence why you are on my profile...heh...

weaknesses - STUPID NOOB TEAMMATES WHO RUN IT DOWN AND DONT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FRAG!11

goals - im gonna get a scholarship for boston university becaues my dad is an alumni there (oh and 30k premier rating (premier is highest skill mode))

tips for noobs - stop playin and go play sim city lol

i just perfect peak’d yo bbw mama w deag and said “1̚” and you said “lucky shot” and than i said “lol sit” back to the lobby


OH ALSO...BEFORE YOU SAY IT...I DONT...GIVE...A...♥♥♥♥...IF THE 500K+ IN MY TRUST FUND IS "NOT MY MONEY"!!!
I DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CARE.
IT'S CLEARLY MY MONEY CAUSE I CAN SPEND IT? NO?
OH? CAN YOU SPEND IT?
NO, YOU KNOW WHY?
CAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY.
IT'S MINE. STAY BROKE FOREVER.

favorite food - raw wild caught salmon and saffron rice
#1 dream - making money in my sleep
favorite musician/genre - i was born in 2007 and the only music ive ever heard is rap music so i really like carti and bladee and yung lean and joeyy and yeat too...new bladee so fire 3 stars cold visions holy moly!!! free my boy thugga i needd to free him like the okc bombing type ♥♥♥♥ (in minecraft as a joke)

life idols - ted kaczynski (Fr*cked Up How They Did You Big Bro, You Can't Win With These Cats), Aldous Huxley (W thinker underrated rizzler), Zyzz, and Bladee (I am terminally online and download personalities i am AI i am chatgpt 5 made to test)

setup info

laptop - razer blade 18

mouse - *UPDATE* trying viper v3 pro...got it for my birthday

pad - steelseries qck or sumn (artisan zero in the mail shipping from jp takes a while)

keyboard - *UPDATE* trying huntsman v3 pro full (not TKL cuz im not low T)...movement feeling crispy...weird to play with it connected to laptop keyboard....

headphones - razer blackshark v2 pro

sens - 2 @ 800 dpi 500 hz polling (hz schizos out)


just wnted to let u goofy boys know that im up meanwhile all u boys suck at the game and are old asl meanwhile im sitytin pretty wirth the 500k trust fund bmw m5 & s63 amg w all the popular girls tryna get on me meanwhile when u were in highschool in 1989 w no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and no bacon...snap back to reality for me im night cruisin in the bmw with m,y girl of choice listwening 2 some tory lanez - the color violet...getting home and hopping on the server and just banging these kids and talking my ♥♥♥♥ cuz i got htat dog in me cuz i really be livin in such a way that maximizes my skills... when you live a life of prayer, faith and determination, miracles simply become a lifestyle. i don't care because i love it.

and to you boys hoppin on my profile tryna see my style see my game...you will never be me...we are not the same...i was born with that DOG...that X factor...the intangibles, when i connect to the server its akin to jordan walking on the court.

now get on your knees and bark you stupid dog...I OWN YOU...and I ALWAYS get what I want.
Lala & Lili 17 Jul @ 5:10pm 
+rep cool guy
heldzaduoleguangez2018 1 Jun @ 10:13am 
Hello! This is to all the educationally subnormal people who mention my boy "Slick".

This kid is the greatest CS talent I've ever played with, I may be a 17 yo aim$tar, but this kid is the only one who could EVER keep up with the Plow, so I had to take him under my wing.

This kid can be in a 1v3 post-plant with 40 HP and perfectly position himself in an off-angle to catch someone off, then perfectly reposition to catch a favorable isolated duel before finally playing the bomb, waiting for taps, and securing the round...The only comparisons I can draw are maybe prime flusha or NAF...

The ban? He's a 14 year old kid and he cheated in Roblox when he was younger and it detected it, and FACEIT won't unban him because, according to them, he ban evaded.

Stop hating on the child NA prodigy. Accept reality and that hardwork breeds excellence, he's just that guy.
✪ Magician 30 May @ 7:03am 
look this guy up on leetify he got boosted by banned player
cool colon 29 May @ 1:50pm 
cringe
heldzaduoleguangez2018 9 May @ 10:43pm 
When you doing ♥♥♥♥ right, lames stay hating
SSEABASS 🐟 9 May @ 8:43pm 
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